Hugging is healthy. It helps the body's immune system, keeps you healthy,
cures depression, reduces stress, induces sleep. It's invigorating,
rejuvenating, and it has no unpleasant side effects. Hugging is nothing less
than a miracle drug.
Hugging is all-natural. It is organic, naturally sweet, no pesticides, no
preservatives, no artificial ingredients and 100 percent wholesome.
Hugging is practically perfect. There are no movable parts, no batteries
to wear out, no periodic check-ups, low energy consumption, high energy yield,
inflation proof, non-fattening, no monthly payments, no insurance requirements,
theft-proof, non-taxable, non-polluting and, of course, fully returnable!
-- Anonymous
